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潘金莲与西门庆私通不慎怀孕的笑话

发布时间:2019-09-14 06:07:44 编辑:笔名

潘金莲与西门庆私通不慎怀孕的笑话

潘金莲与西门庆私通不慎怀孕,蒙在鼓里的武大郎高兴地说: 我武大郎终于有武小郎了。

The lotus of pan gold and west door celebrate liaisons accidentally pregnant, in the dark of wu3 da4 lang2 said happily: I wu3 da4 lang2 finally have Wu Xiaolang.

潘金莲说: 我们的儿子长得象你这么矮多难看呀!

The lotus of pan gold said: our son looks like you re so short many ugly!

武大郎说: 我希望儿子长得帅气。

Wu3 da4 lang2 said: I hope son looks handsome.

潘金莲说: 长得像西门庆那么帅,好吗?

The lotus of pan gold said: looks like the west door celebrate so handsome, ok?

武大郎说: 像他那么帅好,但是不能像他那样风流。

Wu3 da4 lang2 said: as handsome as he is good, but you can t love like him.

潘金莲说: 按我说,儿子像西门庆那样帅,像东郭先生那么慈善,像南郭先生那样聪明,像武大郎那样对我好,我最满足了。

The lotus of pan gold said: as I said, and as handsome as the west door celebrate, son as charitable as master dongguo, as clever as south guo, like wu3 da4 lang2 good to me, I am most satisfied.

武大郎说: 世上就你潘金莲最聪明,生一个儿子要取那么多个男人的精华。

Wu3 da4 lang2 said: you be the most intelligent, the lotus of pan gold in the world have a son to take the essence of so many men.

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